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  • Listening to: Snow Goose =Mutsuhiko Izumi
Alright guys, so I leave for ETS in under 1 day, and I gotta say, I'm REALLY fuckin hyped.
2 weeks of fun, and I get paid to do it.


Anyways, yeah, I did also graduation, blah blah blah, Tomodachi life is the shittiest game I've ever seen, blah blah blah, gonna come back on August 11th, blah blah blah, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
it isnt over yet 

I'll see you guys some other time after ETS
Stolen from KofiCup

1. Name: Anastasios Doran Malamas III. Or Cpl-DarkMirage, whichever you prefer. [I prefer my name tho]
2. Nickname(s): Mom, Child, Green Giant, Taso, T-bone, Taco
3. Birthday: May 25th 1996
4. That makes you: 18 years old sxy bb
5. Where were you born: On earth
6. Location right now: My bedroom
7. Shoe size: 11 1/2
8. How many piercings?: I got my left ear pierced when I was like, 4. I had the most badass ruby earring ever.
9. Tattoos?: no thanks
10. When you wake up you're: feeling like p-diddy
11. When your about to sleep you're: Laying in bed thinking about life
12. Zodiac sign: GEMINI. i AM sollux captor
13. Chinese sign: I am the rat, because I'm very c h e e s y
14. Righty or Lefty: I'm a righty.
15. Innie or Outie: Is this a question about my belly button?
16. School: Graduated and WOW! I FEEL GOOD! da na na na na na na. I knew that I would've, da na na na na na na

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: Haida and Greek
18. Hair colour: Light brown, slowly tinting blonde
20. Weight: OVER- about 205 lbs
22. Braces?: absolutely not
23. Glasses?: Yes, i love my glasses, I can't see without them.

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Affirmative, Papa Gator
25. If so, who?: DarkPrower
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: I still crush on people but i will be forever loyal to her
27. Who has a crush on you?: A lot of people used to, but things have calmed down now, THANK GOD...
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: depends on your views of cheating, i know shes cool beans with it
29. Who was your first kiss: people
30. Who was your last kiss: my window
31. Are you a virgin? im not exactly comfortable with answering that
32. Ever had a threesome before? dude can you not
33. Every been swarmed by ladybugs?: Y ES when i was young we had this bush thing that they migrated to every year and one time my brother shook it AND THEY ALL CAME AT ME
34. Have you ever been in love? gee i dunno, thats a hard question
35. Broken any hearts? FUCKIN RIGHTS SON, revenge is a bitch
36. Got your heart broken? yes
37. Ever liked a friend? so many
38. What happened?  I T    H A P P E N E D...

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in? lemme count here, like i dunno
40. How many were serious enough to count: all of them which i think is like 3
41. Who were those serious ones: i dare not say
42. Who used to be your best friend: 4-7 years old; Ardi Dazaeiah, 8-12; Brodie Beauchamp, 13-current; Archi Orazulike, also known as jazariz
43. What made them different: ardi and brodie were the same, but archi... hes a real bro man
44. What happened: I T   H A P P E N E D
45. Best boy/girlfriend: current one, we take care of eachother and we get to be useless peices of shit all day and we love it
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: he knows who he is
47. Ever been kissed: you betcha
48. Who do you want back: BILLY MAYS and the OXICLEAN DETERGENT BALL
49. Who do you regret: same as 46
50. Why?: only they know why and a few others

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: there are way too many i cant even answer that
53. Food: bbq pulled pork
54. Drink: MMMmmm green tea
55. Store: EB Games
56. Television show: not sure, i dont watch much TV
57. Holiday: any day that im not dead and people are quiet
58. Book: Twilight. It can be used as firewood!
59. Ice cream: v ani lla
60. Sweets: anything with maple, really
61. Crisps: bitch do you mean CHIPS? WHAT ARE YA, A FACKIN BRIT?
62. Type of music: dubwubs, bzzwzzs, video game musics, a lotta wierd shit
63. Artist: i dunno, i dont have one i sup-HOSE
64. Word: yEAh [only some will understand]
65. Time of day: dawn and dusk
66. Dressing: do you mean salad dressing or clothing?
67. Alcoholic drink: Fruit Waterfall
68. Colour(s): PINK
69. Piece of clothing: Definitely cargo pants
70. Character: WEEGEE okay actually no im not sure. maybe eren jaeger
71. Smell: v a n il la
72. Shampoo: anything that cleans me
73. Soap: anything that cleans me
74. Smiley: .v.
75. Board game: fucking monopoly man
76. Sport: the one with the ball
77. Number: 4
78. Quote: "when life gives you lemons, DONT MAKE LEMONADE!"
79. Animal: the one with the face
80. Actor: Michael Cera
82. Vegetable: probably Zucchini or mushrooms
84. Place to be: in b ed
85. Thing in your room: my machetayyyy
86. Gum: um... yes
87. Shape: cube
88. Country: canada
89. Mall: I havent been to a mall in y e a r s
90. Car: THE ONE WITH WHEELS! yknow, THAT one!
91. Boy's name:
92. Girl's name:
93. Family member: my brother
94. Restaurant: nnnnnnnnot sure
95. Movie place: uhh UHH living room
96. Person to go to the movies with: my teddy bear
97. Noise: omg the sound of stepping in puddles and stepping on snow that shits th eb e s t
98. Brand of shoe: why do you ask me all these brand quyestions and shit i live in a small town
99. Brand of clothing: for fuck sake we barely get anything up here
100. Body part of a chicken: THE NUGGETS
101. Swear word: fuckass
102. Month: november
103. Possession: MY BABY BLANKET i still have it fuck your couch
104. Team: Fortress 2
105. Season: That nice transition from winter to spring
106. Radio station: ._.
107. Magazine: do i look like i read
108. Favourite grade: fuck man, grade 2 was the shit
109. Least favourite grade: grade 9 sucked
110. Teacher: my science teacher, my foods teacher, my english teachers, fuck man, ALL my teachers were the bomb
111. Least favourite teacher: my second gym teacher after the first retired
113. Subject to talk about: science

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: i have many mothers
115. Who's your dad?: DarkPrower
116. Any step-parents?: yes
117. Any brothers?: Kashton, Sage, Kyle, Richard, Josh, Cory
118. Any Sisters?: Tana, Katie, Abby, Michelle, Cheyenne, Trish
120. Coolest: Definitely Kyle
121. Loudest: MICHELLE
122. Best relative: not sure
123. Worse relative: a lot of them
124. Do you get along with your parents? to an extent
125. With your siblings? y es very well
126. Does anyone understand you? not really
127. Do you have any pets?: yes, but they get replaced so often its hard to keep track
128. If so, what kind and name? pit-bull mix of some sort, Hoots
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: C A TES

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? JUST GRADUATED time to get all the bitches
132. Did you drop out?: nah
133. Your current GPA: 80% in all media classes, 65% in everything else
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Buy, yes
136. Favorite class: englishhhh
137. Play any sports at school?: Nawh man. Nawh
138. Are you popular? As my class' artist
139. Favourite memory: so many memories
140. Most humiliating moment: not sure
141. Most funniest moment: yes
142. Most scared moment: Always standing up for my friends.

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: nuggets
146. Dog: wow
147. Christina Aguilera: death
148. Ricky Martin: whos this douchebag
150. Poop: fuck
151. Beach: s  an d
152. Desert: s   a   nn   d
153. Water: clear
154. Osama: hide and go seek champion
155. Love: sure
156. Your little brother: BLOOD SUCKERS
157. Butt: that booty
158. Clowns: LEFT 4 DEAD 2
159. Wonder: age of empires 2
160. Brown: shit
161. Banana: its happening
162. Sex: e621, omegle,
163. Parents: problems.
164. Homosexuals: its happening
165. God: t h e r e i s  n o   g o d

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Absolutely not
167. Heaven: Nah
168. Devil: Nope
169. Hell: certainly not
170: Boogy man: negative
171. Closet Monsters: nah
172. Fortune tellings: Nope
173. Magic: nuu
174. Love at first sight: no.
175. Ghosts: Actually, yes
176. Voo-doo dolls: nope
177. Reincarnation: nuh-uh
178. Yourself:  AL WAYS

Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: nope
180. Do drugs: used to smoke weed
181. Drink alcohol: used to
182. Cuss: fuck yes you fucking shit fucker
183. Sing in the shower: no, i voice act
184. Like school: yes
185. Want to get married: i think about it from time to time. i'd be okay with it
186. Type with all of your fingers: for the most part
187. Think you're attractive: sometimes yes
188. Drink and drive: absolutely not
189. Snore: nah, i sleep talk
190. Sleep walk: on occasion
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: yes

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: does it count if with a flashlight
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: once
194. Told that person how you felt: i always do, just so they know
195. Been arrested: nah
196. Gone to jail or juve: nope
197. Skateboarded: yis
198. Skinny dipped: No
199. Rock climbed: yes
200. Killed someone: not that i know
201. Watched porn: i do it for the laughs, shits funny
202. Gone on a road trip: mhm
203. Went out of the country: yis
204. Talked back to an adult: yes
205. Broken a law: technically yes
206. Got pulled over: not while i was driving
208: Cried to get out of trouble: when i was an itty bitty canadian
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Always. I'm always here for my friends
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: f uck no but theyve tried to kiss me
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: no but theyve tried that too
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: yes
213. Moon someone: no man, thats gross
214. Shop-lifted: im not sure
215. Worked at McDonald's: thats the bottom of the food chain right there
216. Eaten a dog: chinatown does weird things to a man
217. Give money to a homeless person: yes. karma's good
218. Glued your hand to yourself: nah
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: mhm
220. Had a one night stand: nah, im too d r e a my for that
221. Smoked: once, it sucked
222. Done drugs: only marijuanaaa
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: yes. and he knows what hes done.
224. Slap someone for being stupid: yes, thats my way of saying you're stupid
225. Had cyber sex: its fun to do that omegle and then tell them youre really a guy
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: sometimes but then i remember i wouldnt be me
227. Caught someone doing something: define something
228. Played a game that removes clothing: yes
229. Cried during a movie: y e s
230. Cried over someone: y es
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: yeah, but i let people have their space, so i try not to
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: absolutely not
233. Ran away from home: as a kiddy yes
234. Cheated on a test: nah

Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: Y ES
236. Sky dive: YES
237. Swim with dolphins: no, fish are gross
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: only if they had it coming
239. Try to be the opposite sex: PFF no, im proud of what i am
240. Lie to the police: absolutely not
241. Run from the police: negative
242. Lie to your parents: yis
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: yes
244. Be an exotic dancer: omg yes it would be awesome
245. Kill the president: depends

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: at times
247. Loud: at times
248. Nice: as much as possible
249: Outgoing: around certain people
250: Quiet: around certain people
251. Mean: playfully
252. Emotional: sometimes
253. Sensitive: rarely
254. Gay: A H A no
255. Strong: very
256. Weak: ... very
257. Caring: yes
258. Dangerous: -LY SNUGGLY
259. Crazy: yes, im absolutely batshit crazy
260. Spontaneous: on occasion
261. Funny: depends how you think of it
262. Sweet: like sugar
263. Sharing: yes yes
264. Responsible: whenever i need to be
265. Trustworthy: Yes. I am.
266. Open-minded: to an extent
267. Creative: more or less
268. Cute: f uck you guys who think im c u te im NN O T cute
269. Slick: like oil
270. Smart: sometimes
271. Dumb: always
272. Evil: certainly!
273. Ghetto: when duct tape can help, yes
274. Classy: as much as i can be
275. Photogenic: i try to be
276. Dependable: mhm
277. Greedy: no no, im very modest
278. Ugly: thats your opinion
279. Messy: sometimes
280. Neat: Y ES
281. Perverted: Yes at times.
282. Silly: yis
283. A B****: no
284. A Good Listener: yes, the best
285. A Fighter: when i need to be a fighter for someone else
286. A Party Animal: nuu, im the quiet guy
287. A Game Freak: sometimes
288. A Computer Freak: y es

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: a COP
290. Dream house: one with windows
291. Husband/Wife: ill cross that bridge when i come to it
292. Kids: maybe a few
293. Names: yes
294. Pets: like 3 cats and a dog all being bros
295. Car: one with wheels
296. Age you would want to get married: alive
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: my dog
298. Honeymoon: my backyard

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: jazariz
300. Known the longest: Hollowed-Chimera
301. Craziest: logan
302. Loudest: andrew
303. Shyest: Hollowed-Chimera
304. Best hair: i am unsure
305. Best eyes: michael
306. Best body: ehh, not sure
307. Most Athletic: also michael
308. Hot-Tempered: ImmortalStride
309. Most impatient: i m pa  t i en d p eo p l e    h i s  s
311. Tallest: m e
312. Skinniest: a l e x i s.
313. Best singer: AtomicFoster
314. Funniest: DarkPrower
315. Can always make you laugh: DarkPrower
316. Wish you talked to more: Zer0Bats
317. Wish you saw more: i dunno
318. Who drives you insane after a while: SHAEEEE
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: DarkPrower
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': not really, im really edgy with that sorta stuff
321. Whose always been there when you need them: DarkPrower ImmortalStride Hollowed-Chimera jazariz
322. Who is like your family: s o m n a y
323. How many friends do you have?: a lot
324. How many are really close?: a l o t

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: barbeque ribs
326. Thing you drank: water
327. Thing you wore: JCR uniform
328. Thing you did: before this i was playing wind wanker
329. Place you went:  H E L L
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: my ears
331. Person you saw: my mom
332. Person you hugged: my sister
333. Person you kissed: i dont remember anymore
334. Person you beat to a juicy pulp: oh lord, i have so many stories
335. Person you talked to online: as of right now, Hollowed-Chimera and DarkPrower
336. Person you talked to on the phone: my boss
337. Song you heard: Jiyuu no Tsubasa =Linked Horizon
338. Show you saw: family guy
339. Time you fought with your parents: i dunno man
340. Time you fought with a friend: i dont remember
341. Words you said: "oh goddamnit"

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: nothing
344. What are you drinking: nothing
345. What are you thinking: TITANS
346. What are you wearing: uniform
347. What are you doing: talking, talking
349. Hair: my special shag, nobody can top this
350. Mood: passive, excited
351. Listening to: still Jiyuu no Tsubasa
352. Talking to anyone: You really think time passes fast, dont you?
353. Watching anything: nah

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: NO MAN, I LOVE MY MEAT!
355. Are you a carnivore: heavens no, i need my veggies
356. Are you heterosexual: nah
357. Do you like penguins: e w no
358. Do you write poetry: actually, yes, yes i do!
359. Do you see stupid people: when i look in a mirror
360. You + Me: no thank you
361. Do you like the Osbournes: heavens noo
362. Can you see flying pigs: okay this is officially boring
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: no
364. Are you from Afghanistan: HOW DID YOU no
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: sure
366. Are you a zombie: mentally, yes
367. Am i annoying you: mhm
368. Do you bite your nails: sometimes
369. Can you cross your eyes: yes, very well
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: yis
371. Have you touched someone's private part: does punching someone in the balls count?

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: summer
373. Spring or Autumn: spring
374. Shakira or Britney: BRITNEY BITCH
375. MTV or VH1: can i choose neither
376. Black or White: white
377. Yellow or Pink: PINK
378. Football or Basketball: basketball
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: phone
380. Pen or Pencil: pencil
381. Cold or Hot: hot
382. Tattoos or Piercings: tattoos
383. Inside or Outside: outside
385. Coke or Pepsi: mountain dew
386. Tape or Glue: DUCT TAPE
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: neither

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: i'd much rather not
389. About boy bands: one direction WAS good, so was hot chelle rae
390. About suicide: its for the weakest of the weak and the most evil people out there
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: did you mean angry lesbians?
392. About teen pregnancy: it'll ruin your life man, dont
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: in a house
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: hopefully everyone i care about now
395. About gay men: theyre pretty neat, as long as theyre not gay for me like mister white

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: if i do,i dont know
397. Current weather right now: man its raining sideways
398. Current time: 8:55 pm
399. Any shout outs: if you actually read this, good on you, you have successfully wasted a ton of your own time!
400. Last thoughts: my music just ended QUE QUE
  • Mood: Worried
  • Listening to: Shake it =Metro Station
  • Playing: aminal corssign


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Anastasios Doran Malamas III
Artist | Hobbyist | Film & Animation
Anastasios | ♂ | 18 | Canada | ♊ |

Very chilled and relaxed, usually thinking I have stuff to do, but I really don't. I love being absent minded because thinking is for normal people.

OH, and I'm an artist and animator.

= Cpl-DarkMirage =
- Anastasios Doran Malamas III -


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Yo, Happy Birthday bro!
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heyo happy birthday!!
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